don’t pretend for a second that you wouldn’t wanna live next to me.
Things you can get me for Christmas: good coffee, good shoes, good whiskey, good bye.
Holy shit, I totally forgot about this. I think this was the first meme I’d ever come across (back when “meme” didn’t mean “any shitty photo with Impact font over the top of it”. Which it still doesn’t. Idiots.)
iPhone more like whyPhone
Couple of questions for my dad: